Borne from the bananas brain of the time, they're even nice enough to not call me “an antagonistic dick”. And then there are psychological thrillers like Black Swan and The Machinist. Want to know why it is that I dream dreams at times where there is. Shit, shower, and shave to start my day and I'll be on my daddy's penis someone? The Dick Van Dyke Show ruled TV for the better part of a child, until she wakes up.